Fly American from Allentown to Honolulu

Oh, isn’t it lovely flying from the cozy town of Allentown, PA, to the bright, bustling city of Honolulu, PA? Like swapping apple pie for pineapples. Now that you're considering taking this decidedly fruity trip with American Airlines, let's give you some insider tips to make your journey as smooth as a raspberry coulis.

First things first, let's talk flights. Now, we all know that direct flights are the unicorns of the airline industry – desirable, elusive, and, dare we say, mythical? So, let's move from fairy tales to reality. American Airlines will offer connecting flights and the layover, well, it won't be in Neverland, but it will offer a brief sojourn in the charming city of Chicago. You can have a quick look around, maybe get a slice of their famous deep-dish pizza, provided you don't lose your way in the airport itself.

Shopping for airfare can feel like a less exciting version of The Price is Right, but unlike the game show, there's no charming host or fabulous prize awaiting you at the end. Well, that's not absolutely true, the fabulous prize is a cramped seat in economy class. Isn't that absolutely exciting!? But let's not be so pessimistic, American does offer some pretty sweet in-flight services to balance out your tightly squeezed legroom.

Ever wondered how it'd feel to have a hot towel handed to you 30,000 feet up in the sky? Mmm, what about a delicious meal that strongly echoes of cardboard served in a chic little tray? Welcome to the high life aboard American. And don’t forget the joy of the meal cart majestically rolling towards you, threatening to decapitate your knees. Now, that’s priceless entertainment you didn’t know you signed up for!

If you're thinking of treating yourself to an upgrade, perhaps first-class or business class, be prepared to dig deep into your pockets. But hey, who needs a new car or a down-payment for a house when you can have extra legroom and a complimentary tumbler of bland wine up in the clouds? You get a fancy lie-flat seat in First Class too. Who wouldn’t want to sleep flying through the air at hundreds of miles per hour?

In case you're a mile hoarder i.e. a frequent flyer, you can take a brief hiatus from checking your mileage program for cheap flights. Those aren't really available for this picturesque Allentown to Honolulu journey. Instead, pack your bags carefully, taking into account the baggage allowance. Remember, the airline doesn’t appreciate your souvenir hoarding tendencies. They have serious weight issues!

So if the delectable in-flight meals and the comfortable recliner seats haven’t already convinced you, then the non-stop fun of multiple time zone transitions should certainly do the trick. At the end of this delightful journey, you'll be full of admiration for American’s flight cancellation policy. You know, just in case you bottle out on the surreal and surrealistic experience of combining Allentown charm with Honolulu chic. So, take a deep breath, buckle up and get ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime with American. Bon voyage!