Fly American from Concord to Orlando

Oh, the joys of air travel: the intoxicating aroma of reheated hot dogs wafting through a tin can hurtling through the sky at 500 miles per hour, coupled with the soothing serenade of a turbofan engine that's just slightly quieter than a lawnmower. Sure, there's no better way to indulge your wanderlust as you jet off on one of many spontaneous last-minute flights.

If you're scanning flight deals from your tree-house-like abode in Concord, NC to the land where dreams come into full 3D - Orlando, I'm here to tell you: fasten your proverbial seatbelt, because you're in for a prime slice of avian adventure on American Airlines.

First things first, deciding between one-way, round-trip, direct flights, non-stop, or the Bear Grylls inspired trial version - the infamous, soul-sucking connecting flights. If you're a fan of hopping from one airport to another like a frequent flyer collecting badges at a boy-scouts convention, go for the latter. Fun, they said.

But, if you'd rather forgo the prison-like charm of multiple airport lounges, opt to keep your sanity with direct flights. Whether it's Eurotrip or a domestic delight, American has your back. They serve reheated hot dogs everywhere and even offer in-flight services like WiFi so you can scroll through the Internet while you question your life-choices at 30,000 feet.

America's most beloved pigeon service (aka American Airlines) shares your love for travel baggage. If you're anything like the average American traveler, you've got six bags, twelve carry-ons, a chihuahua, and enough snacks to feed a small army. Don't worry, they're all game with their exciting baggage allowance policy. You can even bring your kitchen sink if you think you might need it on your vacation.

And when it comes to the economy, business class, or booking a first-class ticket - deciding can be like picking a favorite child. The economy class is where the party is. There's an interesting aura of camaraderie when you're sharing elbow space, recycled air, and microscopic bathrooms. Interesting, indeed.

On the other hand, if you enjoy living large, you have glamorous options like premium economy or first-class. Here you get a fancy menu and loads of legroom - you know, space to execute an impromptu yoga pose or orchestrate a small musical recital. The choice is all yours.

Finally, the box-office question - when is the best time to book? Listen up, adventurers, and make peace with the fact that there's no ancient, secret oracle hidden in the Himalayas (or in the confines of your weathered travel-guide) that has this bewitching secret. But, seeking solace? Book as early as feasible, or as late as desperation settles in, there's your answer, binded in uncertainty, like most things in life.

Ladies and gents, flying from Concord NC to Orlando on American is a breathtaking roller-coaster ride of emotions. Visualize free bird privileges bounded by physics in a cosmic dance with gravity. No other journey could compare, no cruise, no train ride, no cross-country NASCAR race. Isn't bird’s eye view the best perspective there is? If that isn't High Definition life-viewing, then I don't know what is.

This journey may not flip your world around, but it will surely make it go round! So, go ahead, book that exhaustive yet rewarding trip with American. And remember, in the great theatre of air travel, we are but mere players. So, buckle up, sit back, and enjoy your flight. Until we meet again, happy trails, and of course, skies!