Fly American from London to Albany

Welcome, fellow globe-trotters, to the ultimate guide for your avian adventure from the foggy city of London to the alluring allure of Albany. What's our chosen winged chariot, you ask? None other than America’s pride - American Airlines! Direct flights, round-trips, steak dinners at an altitude of 30,000 feet, we’ve got it all mapped out for you. So, buckle your seatbelt, and prepare to conquer the skies in the most humorous and jovial way possible because there's no turbulence ahead...well, in the next 650 words at least!

Let's talk about 'flights'. A word that brings images of crowded airport queues, screaming toddlers, and umpteen cups of lukewarm airplane tea. But fear not my gallant globetrotter, because the flight from London to Albany via American Airlines is as smooth as a baby's bottom, cheekier than the Queen’s speech and, dare we say, more luxurious than a day at Buckingham Palace.

No, we’re not just trying to amuse ourselves. To start planning your airborne escape, you must first get familiar with American Airlines' airfare policy. Well, the phrase 'cheap flights' never fails to make a wallet smile, does it? American Airlines has a smorgasbord of flight deals that can turn even the most grumpy bean-counters into beaming balls of joy. For starters, we have ‘Mileage program’ and ‘frequent flyer’ points that lead to sizeable savings on your travel expenses.

Now, let's address the Big Ben in the room: flight duration. Of course, we all wish we had a personal TARDIS, but for now, we must stick to the old-fashioned, but still quite magical, Boeing 777s. At the best of times, expect your flight to last around 11 hours. But, don’t worry. American Airlines' in-flight services will ensure that your flight doesn’t feel like a sentence in Azkaban.

We've got free Wi-Fi aboard for you to Instagram the heck out of those cloudscapes, binge-watch the latest season of The Crown or tweet your praise (or carry out an online roast) about our services. Food and drinks on board our flights have been so appealing that some passengers have genuinely asked if Gordon Ramsay moonlights in our in-flight galley (Spoiler: He doesn’t, but we're equally proud of our culinary wizards).

Should you choose to splurge on business class or down-to-earth in Economy, you can assure yourself a comfortable journey. Both classes come with generous baggage allowances and a promise of a comforting journey. And if it's a five-star flying experience you're after, then why not try First Class? Because, let's face it, you’ll never know when you might bump into Harry and Meghan doing the grocery run in Albany, and it never hurts to make a fabulous first impression, does it?

Still seem too complicated? The best time to book with us is whenever you like! Be it a planned holiday or spontaneous weekend getaway or grabbing last-minute flights to surprise Aunt Matilda. Just head over to our website anytime; I promise you won't be haunted by cookies or stalked by endless pop-up advertisements.

One important point before we land - American Airline’s flight cancellation policy is as straightforward as a British queue at a bus stop. If any unforeseeable circumstances, such as an alien invasion or Danny Dyer becoming the Prime Minister, leads to the cancellation of your flight, rest assured we’ll accommodate you on the earliest available flight at no extra cost! '

So pack your bags, check your passports, and prepare to conquer the skies with American Airlines, where we turn flights into funnies. See you up there, folks!