Fly American from London to Tulsa

Well, get ready for a jolly good adventure, because nothing says "spontaneity" more than deciding to board a flight from London, the cradle of monarchical history, bound for Tulsa, a place famous, uh, for... being in Oklahoma. Be it kissing Big Ben goodbye or smooch the alluring English countryside, you can enjoy the breathtaking beauty of London as you zoom up in your stylish American airline. Yeah, right! Imagining it's sort of an international version of the Polar Express, with significantly grumpier wait staff.

Now, let me paint for you an amazing picture of what's to come. Some people may call it airfare, we prefer to see it as a voluntary tax on your bank account. Perhaps, the most insignificant part of your flight experience? But do not forget that airlines have a fun habit of altering flight schedule whenever it seems good to them. So let's make it simple, there aren't any non-stop or direct flights from London to Tulsa. You might win the lottery before finding a direct flight.

Oh, and if you're a sucker for punishment and decide on the economy class especially for long hours; it's time for you to contemplate your poor life choices. Picture your knees pressed against your chest, questioning your dietary choices as the smell of reheated pasta wafts through the cabin. The in-flight services? Well, they require you to tap into your primal survival skills. This is what a marvelous flight experience is all about. Isn't it?

You need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out American airline's baggage allowance policy. Here’s a tip: by the time you're done figuring it out, you would have probably needed a new set of clothes. Luggage? You thought you were allowed two, didn't you? Well, more like one and a half. Mind you, the half will cost you a pretty penny. They'll take you for a pleasant ride—only, it won't be as pleasant for your bank-account balance.

We will also throw in a layover, because what's an international adventure without a hastily declared boarding-at-gate from a terminal that's a mile away? Your two-hour, leisurely stroll through duty-free now becomes a heart-pounding sprint worthy of an Olympic event.

Oh, and let's not forget about the frequent flyer program. You've been loyal; they want to reward you! Here's how it works: Spend a small fortune, receive the tiniest amount of points, and after much innocent blood, sweat and tears, you will be graciously granted a ticket for a flight that leaves at 3 am. Yes folks, your very own red-eye flight.

At last, once you've navigated the spaghetti-like process of the American airlines, Tulsa is waiting for you with open arms. Why? Because there are probably not many people crazy enough to travel from England to Tulsa. But then, what is travel without a challenge? So, dear traveler, tantivy and good luck!

To sum up, the journey from London to Tulsa via an American airline is just like boarding the Titanic. An awe-inspiring adventure waits for you, so why waiting? When was the last time you took a trip of a lifetime? Strap yourself in, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you.