Fly American from Oklahoma City to New York

One wonders whether the great American philosopher, Benjamin Franklin, if born in this age of jet travel, would have amended his famous adage to state, "Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes...and the absolute thrill of plotting a flight from Oklahoma City to the Big Apple!" Yes, travelers, embark on this odyssey of navigating "flights," "airfare," and dare I say, the highly debated "baggage allowance" with an overgrown sense of irony.

Start by comparing "cheap flights" and decide whether to forgo a meal for a month to afford the ticket or sell a kidney. Oh, and let’s not forget about the plethora of "one-way" or "round-trip" options. It's the paradox of choice. A notable oxymoron since there doesn't appear to be much choice in the matter. From the land of affable cowboys to the concrete jungle, you will face harsh realities.

Another exquisite, rather unique feature of contemporary air travel is the "layover." Isn't it just fantastic when your "direct flights" are suddenly not so direct? New York seems so close yet, thanks to the delightful detour to some obscure city, so far. Brace yourselves for that mini vacation within your vacation. Savour the overly priced, somewhat questionable airport food. But who can put a price tag on such a rich experience?

You'll also get to play a fun little game called "how many items can I stuff in my suitcase before airline officials regard me as a prospective smuggler.” I swear the "baggage allowance" is the universe's way of mocking those who struggle with decisions (read: everyone). One can hardly blame it for acquiring a bit of a blush after standing on that scale.

Next, on this thrilling adventure, you’ll discover the wonders of the "frequent flyer" program. However, this fantasy frequent flyer lifestyle can prompt some anxiety over the general public's arithmetical skills. Let's face it: those "mileage program" calculations can outmaneuver a seasoned mathematician.

Finally, once you’ve navigated these turbulences, you arrive in New York. Tired, a bit poorer but if we're going by airline reviews, you’ve just had the experience of a lifetime. How enchanting, isn't it?

All jests aside, air travel is an essential part of our modern world. And while the ordeal of booking flights has its trials and tribulations, it is well worth the pain when you land in the city of dreams. So, sell the kidney, brave the layover, tackle the baggage allowance and savor the in-flight experience. After all, "the city that never sleeps" is waiting for you.

Harness this article's satirical tone as a symbol of understanding—the journey may be unpleasant or annoying or both occasionally, but the destination makes it all worthwhile. And remember, if you don’t laugh at the mini adversities, you’ll feel like crying. Happy traveling!