Fly American from Philadelphia to Spokane

So, you've decided that you're ready for an escapade from the charming city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, to the charming countryside of Spokane in Pennsylvania, my mate? Excellent decision! Prepare yourself for a joyous romp through the clouds, courtesy of our dear friends at American Airlines. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for takeoff on the most enjoyable jaunt on wings you're likely to make all year. The goal: to transcend you to a place that manages to be rustic and progressive at the same time.

Now, while I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to whip out your credit card, dashing off on a last-minute fling with a handful of greenbacks, I must implore you to take a moment to make the best of your airborne amble. First and foremost, let's chat around the seductive allure of a great deal on airfare. Track down those elusive flight deals and navigate the busy skies of your web browser to find that golden ticket to American. After all, who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it too, especially when it comes to trading less dollars for more miles in the sky?

Once your airfare triumph is secured, please consider the selection of direct flights versus connecting flights. Why not avoid those tiresome layovers and opt for a non-stop flight from Philly to Spokane? Unless, of course, you’re hankering for a quick, unscheduled tour through bustling hubs like Chicago or Dallas. That adds a pinch of zest, doesn't it? Then again, don't invite chaos into your carefully-planned merriment. Fly direct and meet Spokane with an eager spirit. But I'll let you decide, you adventurous soul.

Moving onto the delicate issue of baggage allowance - yes, you know what I’m talking about. We all harbor that sneaky desire to stow away our whole life in a suitcase only to realize halfway through the flight that we’ve packed everything but the kitchen sink. I implore you to fight that urge. Know your limit and keep it minimal. The freedom of clutter-free travel can be liberating, my friend!

If you can, why not give the whole "frequent flyer", "mileage program" spiel a gander as well? It's like a waltz, really. You dance a delicate balance between a one-way sprint or the more leisurely journey of a round-trip booking, as the airline counts your steps (or should I say, miles?). All the while, you're whirling towards a potential upgrade to business class or a free future flight to some yet unexplored intrepid corner of your adventurous soul. Quite the clever conundrum for air voyagers!

In your journey on American, you will be privy to a smorgasbord of in-flight services that would put even the most opulent of ground-based dinners to shame. Whether economy, premium economy, or the majestic first-class, your cabin class courteously dictates your level of airborne indulgences. My personal favorite is, of course, the impossibly small bag of nuts that are as elusive as a leprechaun’s pot gold! You've not truly flown until you've delicately nibbled these diminutive delights.

And my dear reader, I urge you to do your homework too, consider the ins-and-outs of the flight cancellation policy. While we're hoping your trip will be smoother than a single malt whiskey, it doesn't hurt to be as prepared as a Boy Scout. 'Always be prepared', is that it? Fine words to live by, I dare say.

Lastly, why not take a minute to peruse some airline reviews? Let’s face it: a conversation with a fellow traveler can sometimes be just as enlightening as a solemn chat with a monk on a mountaintop, if not more. Your soon-to-be-fellow American passengers can impart wisdom about that precise best time to book or validate the in-flight services we’ve waxed lyrical about.

So there it is, my wayfaring chum, your pre-flight guide to an American Airlines adventure from Philadelphia to Spokane, peppered with a healthy dose of wit to whet your wanderlust. Tally ho!