Fly American from Pittsburgh to Medford

Whether you're fleeing to Medford, Pennsylvania after incurring the wrath of your lawn gnome-collecting neighbor in Pittsburgh or simply seeking a change in scenery from the Steel City's towering skyscrapers — open up your dashboard, strap on your seatbelts, and prep those cupcakes for takeoff. This guide, packed with wisecracks discernable only to travelers with a keen eye for humor, will sail you smoothly through the sky aboard our favorite airborne chariot — American Airlines.

First things first, how do you prefer your flights? Non-stop like a toddler on a sugar rush or perhaps a layover just long enough for a quick game of solitaire and a sip of the terminal’s overpriced coffee? If you’re the former type, jumping at the chance of the fastest route from A to B without pumping the brakes, direct flights from Pittsburgh to Medford have you covered. Not to provoke any sudden cardiac incidents, but yes, you can literally deposit yourself into your plane seat and awaken in the quaint, gnome-free zone of Medford without switching aircrafts. Who knew magic carpets came with wings and tray tables?

So, you've made up your mind and are opting for a one-way ticket, leaving your tumultuous gnome encounters behind. That's brave and commendable. However, if nostalgia kicks in, like that haunting memory of Aunt Mabel’s fruitcake at Christmas, you can always snag a round-trip deal. While they are not as magical as finding a four-leaf clover in your backyard, round-trip airfares can indeed save you a fortune. Disco might be dead, but discounts, my dear travelers, are eternally groovy.

Before we delve into the world of in-flight services, let’s first bring up the semi-terrifying topic of baggage allowance. Some airlines treat extra baggage like it’s a gremlin after midnight — no way, Jose! But be not disheartened, dear wanderer. On this flight, as long as you're not trying to smuggle a Pennsylvania Gurrah (that's a Bigfoot, for the uninitiated), you'll be good with the standard baggage limit. Plus, they won't make you pay an arm, a leg, and your grandmother's dentures for that extra tote with your lucky socks. Breathes sigh of relief.

While aboard this high-altitude escapade, don't forget about the delightful spread of in-flight services. With American airlines, you aren't just signed up for a journey through the ether, but a full-blown gastronomical journey. The on-board menu features such delicacies that you might forget about the artistic masterpiece you once created with your in-flight meal on a dare. You can kick up your feet, browse the WiFi, or even binge-watch all seven seasons of Friends, as you sail to your destination with the grace and serenity of Phoebe playing 'Smelly cat'. Could your flight BE any more amusing?

And hey, scare not of the mysterious flight cancellation policy as it's as friendly as a grandma knitting you a holiday sweater. As long as your cancellation is not later than the Second Coming of Christ, you'll receive impressive flexibility and possibly a refund, depending on ticket conditions. That gnome-loving neighbor of yours might prove to be unpredictable, but this policy, dear friends, is a solid rock in a turbulent sea.

Well, that's your travelogue for the day, folks! Now all you need is a valid passport, a not-so-heavy carrier, a pair of aircraft socks to combat the notorious ‘Frostbite Airlines’, and a vivacious spirit for a sky-high bon voyage! Time to embrace the Pennsylvania skies and the infinite galactic mysteries beyond. You might be going, not where no man has gone before, but certainly somewhere free of rampant gnomes. Safe travels!