Fly American from Seattle to Newark

Well, hello there, you adventurous soul! Welcome to the jet-set club… right on time for your trip from the land of Starbucks and grunge to the world of Springsteen and The Sopranos. Oh yes, we're talking about hopping on a metal birdie from Seattle, Washington to Newark, Washington with everyone's darling, American Airlines. Are you thrilled yet? How about I throw some "flight", "airfare", "direct flights", "round-trip" and "in-flight services" into the mix? Does it give you the chills or the thrills or maybe a touch of both?

The first step: booking. You've got options aplenty, my wanderlust-filled friend. A "one-way” to eternal happiness, or a "round-trip" to a life sandwiched between pleasure and mundane routine, for those who hate to overcommit. But please, oh please, do yourself a favor by ensuring that your dreams and your savings remain buddies. Trade lofty "first-class" dreams for the comfort yet practicality of "economy class" as the latter is more likely to appreciate your fundamentals of economics understanding… or lack of it.

And while we're at it, are you in it for the long haul or just a fun-size adventure? A "non-stop" whirlwind escape, or perhaps you're a glutton for adrenaline breaks, frantically running through unfamiliar terminals for your connecting flights... Oh, the drama! The suspense! The... cheap thrill from a "cheap flight?" Your heart rate will thank you. Or curse you. Who knows?

Now, let's address your inner flight critic. You may have heard how American Airlines treats you like the Very Important Passenger that you're quite certain you are. Expect to be pampered by their "in-flight services"; the fine wine and spiced nuts served in classy plastic will make you feel like you're dining at a three-star Michelin establishment at 36,000 feet. A seasoned gourmet like you will surely appreciate this.

As a token for your loyalty, you might be offered a pocketful of stars in their frequent flyer "mileage program". The odd feeling of having gained something from an airline. Extraordinary, isn't it? Brace for the grandeur of it all.

Regarding the timing, the "best time to book" that beloved flight, allow me to say: there is none. Silly, right? With the omnipresent unpredictability, you may as well let your pet goldfish decide when you should book. Disclaimer: American Airlines won't be held responsible for any unfortunate outcomes following piscine consultation.

Last but not least, oh, the "baggage allowance". Remember, airlines love playing a riveting game of hide and seek with you and your oversized luggage. Your trustworthy suitcase might end up visiting lands you can only dream of (perhaps taking that cruise in the Bahamas?) Be ready for the unexpected. It adds spice to the travel, doesn't it?

Phew! Hope you enjoyed this little chat as much as American Airlines will surely enjoy your money… I mean, your company. Bon voyage, intrepid journeyer! Remember, life isn't about the destination. It's all about the journey…and the sarcastic blog posts you read along the way. Buckle up, we're preparing for lift-off!