Fly American from St. Louis to Springfield

Well, here's another blog post you didn't know you needed until now: a comprehensive guide to zipping between two iconic cities in Missouri. Strap in for a thrilling - nay, life-altering - journey from St. Louis to Springfield on America's own – American Airlines. George Lucas could not have plotted this better.

First off, let's tackle one of life's greatest mysteries: the best time to book. Legend has it that booking your one-way or round-trip tickets exactly 6.4 days ahead, during a full moon at 3:45 pm whilst standing on one leg, guarantees the cheapest airfare. Oh, if only it were that simple! Happily, you have me, Sherpa of the Skies, to help you navigate the murky world of flight deals. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Now, onto the MacGyver of the aviation world – connecting flights. The St. Louis to Springfield "Direct flights" are about as rare as a polite internet debate. If your flight path resembles a toddler's crayon squiggle, remember, it’s not you, it’s American Airlines and its adoration of layovers. Plus, who wouldn't want a two-hour break in the bustling megalopolises of Des Moines or Chicago for a glimpse of the world outside Missouri?

Naturally, the next big question springs to mind. Will you roll with the working Joe's in Economy class, upgrade to Premium Economy, or splash out on Business class? Well, if American Airlines' First-class isn’t on the cards for you (because for some unfathomable reason, you don’t have a spare kidney to sell), then consider this: each class has the same flight duration. Who knew?

Each class also comes with its special level of 'comfort.' Economy is a great way to channel your inner contortionist. Premium Economy lets you enjoy an extra inch of legroom – enough to do a single pirouette if you’re a talented ballet dancer. Business class, on the other hand, offers a genuine chance to feel like a human being – imagine that!

And don’t forget the delight of baggage allowance. Whether you're a 'I-only-travel-with-my-wallet' type or 'Just-shove-everything-in-a-bag' type, American Airlines has a nuanced system that gets you exactly... well, that depends on which kind of ticket you bought.

Moving on, let's chat about America’s favorite passenger pastime - in-flight entertainment and services. From heart-wrenching dramas to unidentifiable blob-like cuisine, American Airlines knows how to show its passengers a good time. And if you’re a frequent flyer who racks up miles faster than Sonic the Hedgehog, American Airlines rewards you with a magazine you didn’t ask for in your seat pocket and pretzels from 2011. Marvelous!

Now, don't worry about flight cancellations. Trust me, no one is as disappointed as American Airlines. Their Flight cancellation policy essentially reads: "well… stuff happens". They're just like that friend who cancels dinner plans at the last minute because they "forgot" – gotta love them for their honesty.

Armed with this goldmine of information, I'll take my leave as you embark on your great St. Louis to Springfield expedition. Remember, my fellow traveler, there is no journey too short for a little sarcasm, courtesy of this enthralling American Airlines review.